What's Up With That!
thedailymeme:

Scumbag Furby

thedailymeme:

Scumbag Furby

WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE A SING ALONG IN THE CAR
collegehumor:

I’m not sleeping. Just lying down for a second. Not sleeping. [Click to activate]
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “DREAMING ABOUT”Bottom Text: “YOUR JOB”]

I was talking about this tonight. We have a very specific order in which to ask what a customer wants on their sub, and a woman who had five of them for me to make was laughing about that when we got to the last one. “Can you say that in your sleep at this point?” “Most likely! You know you’re here too much, though, when you actually dream about being at work.” And that got my coworker and I talking about dreams we’ve had about work.
I think I realized that I had a problem when, on Christmas morning, I dreamed about being at work. Nothing special was happening, it was just a dream about an ordinary night at work. It hurt my soul a little.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “DREAMING ABOUT”

Bottom Text: “YOUR JOB”]


I was talking about this tonight. We have a very specific order in which to ask what a customer wants on their sub, and a woman who had five of them for me to make was laughing about that when we got to the last one. “Can you say that in your sleep at this point?” “Most likely! You know you’re here too much, though, when you actually dream about being at work.” And that got my coworker and I talking about dreams we’ve had about work.

I think I realized that I had a problem when, on Christmas morning, I dreamed about being at work. Nothing special was happening, it was just a dream about an ordinary night at work. It hurt my soul a little.

skinny-girlproblems:

my work clothes drown me. 

skinny-girlproblems:

my work clothes drown me. 

did-you-kno:

Source 1,2

did-you-kno:

Source 1,2

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHY I ACT THE WAY I DO
WHOS EXCITED FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND?
awesomephilia:

That was awesome? Wait ‘til you’ve seen the rest!